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Sparklypoo ( /n., adj. /ˈspɑrkli/ [spahr-klee]; /pu, pʊ/ [poo]) - A mythical fifth house of Hogwarts comprised entirely of Mary Sue/Gary Stu characters. Derived from the art work of piratemonkey.

Ever been to a Harry Potter RPG that made your head, eyes, or heart bleed? Yeah, me too. Instead of just sitting around and talking about them with people who drink my beer and eat my food, I decided to make a journal and write about them. This way other people who share my detestable sense of humor have something to laugh at.

If you have questions about what the heck this journal is, why I do it, and other random crap you can read my FAQ's located here.

I want to see where this journal would land amid the sea of mary sues and piles of poo at topsites. I am not above cheating, so be a good groupie and go click our link. If you want to flame, go ahead. At least you bring up my stats average by viewing this journal.


About the Critics
Vinny the Fish
The founder and creator of Sparklypoo RPG, Vinny has been on the RP circuit for about ten years now in various forms and positions. Best known for not really giving a crap about what people think of his reviews, he is also known as, "that ass who wrote that mean stuff about our board."

Having two children of his own and working as a copy editor for a popular teen magazine (that will go unnamed as he is still embarrassed by the fact that his daughter thinks he is cool for working there), Vinny thanks his wife for driving him to drink and to vent his pent up aggression on unsuspecting teenagers who open Harry Potter RPG's everywhere. Vinny would like to thank the academy, his mother, that guy who helped him change his tire in the rain last week, and all the people who butcher Harry Potter so that he has a reason to journal.

Tommy the Gun
Joining the staff of critics at Sparklypoo RPG as Vinny's sidekick, Tommy is also known by the nickname "Marshmallow." Being born on the right side of the tracks, made it hard for her to get into a life of crime and she often cries as she washes off the blood of her enemies. This isn't because she is a girl, it's because she has sensitive skin and that damn dial soap is not as gentle as dove.

It is unclear at this point exactly what Tommy does all day, though it has been confirmed that customer service is in some way involved. What quality of customer service she provides is not ensured. However, since she is in management it doesn’t' really matter because she doesn't ever have to deal with real people - just the peons who being her phone calls of people that demand to speak to the manager. These she forwards on to another department in an attempt to get them to hang up and leave her the hell alone.

Ineda Drink
Ineda is the sometimes proud parent of three kids - none of which seem to have any sort of aspiration in life to do much more than dirty up their bathroom and leave empty chip bags in the living room. Not that this bothers her - she is a career woman and insists that her husband stay home to take care of the hellions. He hasn't yet, but she continues to insist that he does in the hopes that he will one day find the divorce papers she has carefully placed in his sock drawer.

When not driving people to tears with her special brand of reviewing, Ineda enjoys calling people at their dinner hour, just as they are getting into the tub, or while they are being intimate with someone who may or may not be their spouse to inquire about their needs for double hung vinyl siding. It is a job she both loathes and enjoys depending on who happens to have answered the phone.